Getting Whops From His Mistress and She Bites His Penis Off

So mr. boss was having an affair with his secretary right; and yesterday he was getting head in his car when they were struck by a van. According to the China Press, the van hit them from behind with enough force, that the woman bit his penis off!! I guess this is one incident where the dude should be happy the chick doesn't swallow.

The woman gets up screaming, with a mouth full of blood, while the ambulance and police arrive. The reliable secretary goes with her boss to the hospital, holding pieces of his penis in her hand...wtf. Well, to add insult to injury, this whole incident was being observed by a private investigator hired by the boss' wife to catch him cheating. I would take a voluntary kick in the nuts over this any day. DAMN.. seriously, fuck his life right now.