OK! So a couple of things, ShoutOuts to JusFocuz for actually staying “focused” and keeping us alive via Posts. Ive been MIA due to my late night word tussles with young ladies, (which is another story within itself to be mentioned somewhere down the road in a Post Rant), the start of my internship which is exhausting and time consuming although yes its exciting, cool and “Dope”(im very anti-dope right now becuz it used to in fact be a Dope word until everyone whored it out and made it similar to “swag” in my opion we just auto-tuned that one didn’t we? No shots Ron Browz I mean no harm but I digress) Honestly my homegurl put me onto this video and it forever changed my life…Prolly the best two minutes ive spent in 09’.

Things to make mention of:

1) How many times you hear “Baby”

2) Next time you think your relationship is strong question if yall can handle this

3) SMH Only in America I swear… what pertinence does it have to this …none but it fit

4) If you have like a super sensitive , or weak stomach just don’t watch its like Real Bad Micheal Jackson © GayFish

I'll get straight to the point... tell me what you think is excruciatingly wrong in this pic?

Well I think if you know/feel you aren't attractive and think a thong will get you by .. make sure you at least have an okay butt. (not flat and droopy) Oh and I spot an ugly ass tattoo but I may just be picky.

Update: Shorty's thong looks like its slipping off.

So I work at Staples part time; just there weekends for some easy cash since its right down the block from me. Staples is the source of some hilarious experiences. I encounter some of the weirdest, dumbest, smelliest, funniest people around, at staples.

Today was an interesting day to work, but let me get into some background info first. Staples has a parking lot it shares with a couple other businesses, but it does not belong to staples. The lot is private property managed by some random company. If you park in the lot and don't go to one of the stores on site, your shit gets towed in no time, they really don't play around.

So you can imagine how many people try parking there, walk off to some other place, get towed, and come into staples to buy a $1 pen and act like they've been there the whole time. FTL, cuz they have "undercover" ppl chilln there watching the people that park their cars, but today's lady was crazy.

This white chick, probably just into her 40s, asks me if she can speak to a manager. I say sure, I'll call him for you but is there anything I can do to help? She tells me she is tryna get her car back cuz it got towed and shes "such a loyal customer" ... she "spends hundreds of dollars everytime she shops" ... oh and she "owns staples stocks" (as if that means shyt). Well i asked her if she left the premises, and she tells me no, i simply parked, went to the pet shop on the property, -whispers- went to have lunch, and came to staples. LMAO @ her tryna slip that lunch thing in there as if getting it by me would magically bring her car back or lower the fees she has to pay. I told her the second she left the property, her care is fair game for a tow. i told her she will have to wait for the manager whom is currently interviewing someone. her husband gets loud and says "listen, we r tryna get our car back" ... me: "i understand but u did leave the lot and i wont disturb the manager while hes busy for that".. they werent having it so I pointed them towards my coworker and said he was the manager, lmao, so they could bring the hell to him. haha

So she tells him the same story she told me and asks if there is a way staples can pay part of her cost. my coworker was tryna explain we have nuttn to do with it and that if they leave the lot, they will get towed. The wife went on a rampage and started saying that she is a civil rights lawyer and knows what this is all about. says that this is unfair and that she will come here every day for a month to take pics of every person whos car gets towed, and count how many of them are white... she says that the only reason her car got towed this time was cuz her husband was with her and bcuz hes black!!! lmaoooooo WOOWWW at her saying that shyt. i wanted to crack up cuz id be mad offended if i was the husband, and he sure was. he looks at her and literally said, "wtf. maggie? i hate when some ppl play that card... and ur not even the black one!"

She was totally crazy for saying that. not only did she make herself look even dumber, but her husband totally played her on that one.. haha.. FTL!