I had forgotten about this chick for a while. I thought she was hot back in the days, in 7th heaven.. I knew she'd turn out to be a hottie stripping on a pole one day, i just knew it.  Whether it be for her own pleasure or for that of a wider audience watching a movie. Though she has had her bad days (below), I have steadily become a fan of her sexy.

I was shocked when I came across this vid, courtesy of @heffabella. Looks like she has a bit too much talent working the pole, might suggest a secret hobby of hers. I have yet to go to a strip club, but imagine going to one and seeing her on stage. lmao. All i know is I spotted her all the way back in 1996 and then her performance in that Chuck n Larry movie solidified my expectations of one day seeing her on a pole.

I found this hilarious. Pitbull spots a dude makin' it rain in the crowd, so he brings him up on stage to get the crowd hyped.. BUT the individual proceeds to throw money directly in Pitbull's face... big mistake.

Pitbull continues rapping while he punches him in the face, knocks him out, and kicks him. LMAO. All the while he doesn't miss a single beat to his song Bojangles.

The video below shows what happened. You get a great angle when it replays at 0:25, the video caught by someone closer to the stage. I can't keep from laughing every time I watch this.

Now that I've got everyone to get this blog started, its time for my formal introduction. Oh yeah, first thing is a special shout out to RobbyRav for pointing out to Opus Dei that he needed to go to blogger.com to start his post. lol! Small but important advice.

I'm Michael, better known as jusfocuz on the interwebs for quite a while now. It all started with Twitter, which showed me the potential in putting together the right variables to yield an entertaining blog, and if you don't end up liking it, who cares. We sure dont.

To summarize how I view my fellow bloggers, we have KJ, boy genius, whom will forever look like Fabolous to me, Kwame whom I'm not sure how tall he is but I get the feeling he could run real fast, and Rob whom for some reason I always picture being crippled? I dont know.

I'll be posting from my iPhone, meaning that you'll catch my random thoughts as they arrive and get to see a little bit of what I go through. I tend to meet a lot of ... interesting individuals, mainly females.. oh boy. You'll get plenty of sarcasm, randomness, humor, and watever else i feel is necessary to express myself. Oh and I think about 70% of humans on this Earth are borderline retarded, and this is from experience in retail and being a very social dude.

Quick random facts:

• I'm a computer engineer major
  
• I'm surrounded by super nerds at school every second I'm there
  
• No longer have Soul Glo in my hair, cut it all off
  
• Got some tattoos, even tho i never thought id get any
  
• Many ppl think im middle eastern, but im not
  
• I tend to think im the shyt.. f what u think

KJ, dont make me have to go into your post again and edit it cuz of excessive "enter" key strokes. Your post was looking all lopsided and shyt. Rob and Kwame, I'm glad we got together to start this blog, and every1 reading, get ready for some ridiculous stories.

And in case you guys forgot, i think its necessary to reemphasize:

KG in uniform

KG out of uniform

I should be finishing up errands which include my summer internship search/financial aid/ getting my life in order...but instead I'm gonna make my inaugural post on ViewRoof (the amazing group blog idea, mike-o came up with)...

I know everyone else kept their first posts really short and to the point, but I'm going to have to buck the trend here a little because quite simply, that's not how my mind works. By nature I'm a long winded person (ask anyone who's lived in any of my dorms and I've tricked into a 2 hour conversation in the hall or lounge. Most often these conversations are about nothing (or EVERYTHING, depends on what kind of person you are)). But this nature has its pluses/minuses for example it has caused me to both:

1. Never have a problem with meeting page minimums for papers, but at the same time causes me to pull a ridiculous amount of all nighters throughout the year
2. Have a really hard time fitting my thoughts into 140 characters or less...after all some people are great at it ('sup @incanto!) and others suck (looks into mirror)
   

More generally this is the first time I've had the opportunity to formally introduce myself on the interwebs. My name is Kevin Jason, too many people call me Jason by accident (like the first name, not like an army recruit), some call me "Kevin Jason" fully like Jason is my middle name or something, so to make things easy you can call me KJ, but I also answer to Kev, Kevster, and Mr. Jason (if that's your thing).

I've found that my true (subtly awesome) personality is best displayed when I communicate through written words and its no surprise that people finally started figuring me out after I got a Sidekick and I was on AIM 24/7 (a shameful confession I know). Speaking of writing styles, I'm a big fan of parenthetical side notes (kind of similar to Paul Shirley, but happier and actually talented) and also ellipses (you're not alone Kwame).

This blog is a great idea because I realized that the four of us all have a bunch of crazy stories and philosophies on life. Also we are interesting in that we have that weird combination of humor, smarts, wit, and an attitude of "I don't care what you think, I know im ill". I don't know what this blog is going to cover, but I guarantee it will be a nice mix. I like to think im really diverse with my interests and I can tell you that the 6 things I talk about most in life are basketball, music, technology, economics/politics, girls and random pop culture. Interestingly Kwame, Rob, and Mike are respective masters in each of the first 3 topics (with each also dabbling in the other areas) and they can blow me out the water in that stuff...So that leaves economics/politics, girls, and random pop culture. I like to view the political stuff through an unorthodox lens so I won't be recapping CNN. But regardless I won't be talking about that stuff too often. A nice girl story will be discussed here and there, but I mostly shine on random stuff. If you haven't realized it from this post, my life is one random thought following another (often encased in parentheses) so I plan on thriving in my randomness...

See y'all later

P.S. if you understood that Paul Shirley reference, you read too much ESPN.com like me. If that's the case congrats, but you need to get a life...

Im about to get real "bloggy" up in this piece! I encountered a total idiot today like i mean a ASSS HOLLLEE (c) Fockers type idiot today and it got me thinking about this story i read awhile back in the newpaper surfings ...So Ladies grab a seat on Young Opus's lap and fellas' grab a drink and pull up a seat its story time.

You ever had a really good thought in your head that when it was there it made perfect sense but when you decided to put this "good thought" into action it justtt didnt turn out the way ya wanted? Yea i mean its happen to the best of us ... like Brooke Hogan actually tryna have a singing career.... But this one story honestly takes the cake!

Feeling extra adventurous this couple decided to literally turn up the notch on the sex life. I guess sometimes a change in sex positions , addition of a new toy or some KY doesnt bring the magic. Not to worry this Jerkoff decides that is GF is gonna get the treat of her life.

He gets a dildo and attaches it onto the saber blade of his power tool. Presumably smiling at his brillance for having just created a hell of a sex toy for his GF. Now i dont know if youve watched any "nudies" on HBO or CineMax before if you havent imma tell you right now shame on you its basically the initiation into a young kids cable life. I say this becuz we've all seen the sex toys that move hella fast on some jack rabbit tip yes? ok cool!

So i can imagine the guy beginning is foreplay as usual before stopping and sayin "wait baby" reaching under the bed to reveal his Dewalt Sexodized . Prolly , and hopefully after some amount of coaxing she decides " Wat the Hell ...When in Rome..." all went as pleasurable until!

The obvious took place... A Blade of a Power Tool only covered by Rubber and being used with force and pressure cut through this already soft rubber. Thus Lacerating her insides , destroying any hope of making it past foreplay, or let alone any base after that and having to call 911 and explain his sexual tryst.

The moral of the story: Do i even have to tell you? Exactly ahh till next time Kiddos

Yesssirrr ... @Opus Dei24 aka

in the house ( WOOT WOOT!) but round these parts imma droppin the 24. So its Opus Dei or other times Opus. Hopefully you guys have all thrown out the garbage bags full of Coronas and Heinekens and picked the Grilled Corn out your front row...if not plz discontinue reading.

Otherwise Welcome to the World of Randomness , Where Hilarity ensues..

These other guys represent genius, sarcasm , and all that other fore founding fathers shit. Im simply random as hell with no regard so get used to it.

Oh! Oh! besides that I take Public Transportation like its no ones business so you already know if I start telling you about the time ...aah forget it i'll save that for the Next post

so ok Kiddos the Moral of todays Post... 1) Kwa aka Lil Hercules bka @OpusDei24 has an obession with ellipses (......) 2) Random is the the way of life and 3) Kobe for thrreeeeeeeee

Opus" You better read my well unorganized,random ass, nonsensical post or else"Dei24